2001: A Telethon Obscenity

Author: DexX

Date: September 22, 2001

by DexX
9-22-01
Welcome back to 2001: A Telethon Obscenity! Please welcome, two Asian girls!
Thank you, thank you very much. It's a great honour to be here.
For your entertainment tonight, my sister will set herself on fire, then sing all of "Hey Jude".
Like fuck I am!
Oh, come on, it's for a good cause!
Why don't you do it then?
I have to accompany you on the kazoo.