2001: A Telethon Obscenity continues...

Author: DexX

Date: September 22, 2001

by DexX
9-22-01
2001: A Telethon Obscenity continues, with your host, a big pink donkey!
Weren't they great? That burning, singing Asian girl was just fantastic. Now, keep that applause going, ladies and gentlemen...
Please welcome our next act, the StripCreator.com Versatile Variety Performers!
I will now recite a classic sequence from Monty Python...
Hey! You said I could do the Monty Python! Can't you just fuck a wallaby or something!
Me! *oof!* No, me! *biff!* Moron! *ow!* I'm a better lumberjack than you! *smack!* Only because you wear women's clothes! *pow!*
*ahem* I would like to complain about this parrot, which I bought not half an hour ago from this very boutique.