Bourbon is your friend, but his friend gin is a prick!

Author: DexX

Date: September 23, 2001

by DexX
9-23-01
Ha! You got drunk and went hedge-diving! No wonder you broke your leg!
Actually, no, the hedge diving was fun. After that we stole a BMX bike and started doing some drunken stunt-riding...
Oh, I see... crashed the bike and fell off, eh? Ha ha ha...
No, not quite. The stunt riding was just fine... but then...
The previous evening...
Told ya you wouldn't be able to jump over the M3 motorway on a BMX. You owe me a fiver.
Ambulance! Oh, already here... Gin!