CC66: The average deity on the street...

Author: DexX

Date: September 25, 2001

by DexX
9-25-01
On a city street...
I am the Way, the Truth and the Light. No-one comes to the Lord except through me.
Shhh! Quiet, Jesus! This guy's much more fun than you!
...so I said to the lead singer of Slayer, "Listen buddy, the music of Satan is the boy-band sound! How do you think Mark Mark ever got a record contract?"
Ha! What did he say to that?
Later...
Hey! I thought we had a deal - you take the north side of the road, I take the south side. You stole my audience!
Yes, you're right - we did agree on that. Now, let me think... why would I go back on our deal? Oh yes - I am the Prince of Fucking Lies! D'uh!