Remaking a classic - Back to the womb

Author: DexX

Date: February 4, 2001

by DexX
2-04-01
In a Hollywood studio...
I'm telling you, Frank - the classic-joke-movie genre is not dead!
Oh, come on, Bob. Don't you remember Why The Chicken Crossed The Road? Knock Knock? Both flops!
Hey, the first Chicken movie made a tidy profit. It was that abysmal sequel that killed the franchise...
Okay, okay... Let me hear this great new idea of yours, and I'll consider it.
Great! OK, there's this Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman...
SECURITY!!!