Well, d'uh!

Author: DexX

Date: October 2, 2001

by DexX
10-02-01
Welcome to another episode of Why Did They Call Themselves That? with your host, Penguinatrix...
So, Ben... Why "Ben Folds Five"?
Uh... my name's Ben Folds, and there are five of us.
So, Jon... Why "Bon Jovi"?
My name's Jon Bon Jovi, and I'm, like, important and stuff. D'uh!
So, Eddie... Why "Van Halen"?
You're a bit slow, aren't you?