Possibly the worst pun in the history of the world.

Author: DexX

Date: October 9, 2001

by DexX
10-09-01
Next week on Ally McBeal...
Excuse me, office boy. I need some cockroach baits. This place is invested! Could you go fetch me some, please?
Sure thing, Miss McBeal.
I'm looking for some cockroach baits. You seen any?
Sorry, none left. I peeled the wrappers off all of them and used the goo inside to treat my haemmorhoids.
Any luck?
Ally, your baits are peeled onto arse.