Comic Cup 6 - Do not make strips at 5am...

Author: DexX

Date: November 6, 2001

by DexX
11-06-01
[singing] Ooooooohhhh.... There was an old bugger who got a rat stuck up his arse, but I don't know what he was doing with a rat up his arse... [/singing]
Later...
[singing] Ooooooohhhh.... he stuck the butter-coated dog up there to catch the cat, he stuck the greased cat up there to catch the rat, but... [/singing]
Later still...
[singing] He sent the Director of Redundancy Director up there to fetch the Vice President of Marketing...
Listen! This is embarrassing enough without you singing about it! Just pump that plunger and shut up!