The Emperor's New Gender (four)

Author: DexX

Date: November 25, 2001

by DexX
11-25-01
The Empress' sexy new appearance became all the rage. She released her own line of cosmetics...
See how nicely Imperial Sexkitten foundation covers up the shaving scars on my scalp?
Wow...
She funded movie projects, then cast herself as the female lead...
Director, I am ready to shoot the beach volleyball sequence now. Like the bikini?
Not yet. I'm not stoned enough...
However, it was her Penthouse centrefold shoot that proved to be her undoing...
Hey, little brother, check out the new poster I got of the Empress... totally nude!
Why does the Empress have a penis?