The Emperor's New Gender (five)

Author: DexX

Date: November 25, 2001

by DexX
11-25-01
...and so it was that the whole scheme was found out - through the words of an innocent child.
Uh... did you just say the Empress has a penis?
Yeah. It's not very big, but it's a penis all right.
Everyone knew that an innocent child could not be a complete fool, so what he said must, of course, have been true... the "empress" had a dick.
...so I said "Why does the Empress have a penis?" and...
*sigh* These frilly underpants are really comfy, too...
Who on earth told you that a child can't be a fool, DexX?
Ah, get off my back - I didn't write the fucking fairy tale.