...as welcome as a dose of the clap.

Author: DexX

Date: November 27, 2001

by DexX
11-27-01
You appear to be in an aeroplane that is about to plummet to the ground in a ball of flame! Is there anything I can do to help?
You appear to have been run over by the ambulance that was rushing to the scene to take you to hospital! Is there anything I can do to help?
You appear to have been damned to an eternity in hell! Is there anything I can do to help?
Ack! Evil! Make it go away!!!