A sequel to "An Amalgamation of Cathcphrases"...

Author: DexX

Date: November 28, 2001

by DexX
11-28-01
Hello, Wildlife Help Line.
This fawn appears to have diarrhoea. Is there anything I can do to help?
AGH!
SHPLURK!
Fuck! Uhhh... the back half of this fawn's body appears to have exploded... Is there anything I can do to help?