One night at a fashionable discotheque...

Author: DexX

Date: December 12, 2001

by DexX
12-12-01
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I hope I meet a nice man tonight. I sometimes think I will always be single...
You're just too fussy! Lots of nice guys show interest in you, but you never give them a chance to-
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Hey there. Want to have a dance? My name's Stephen, I'm an IT professional.
IT, huh? Why don't you go download some porn and have a wank, cause that's all you're getting tonight, loser.
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What were you saying?
Uh...