The Riddle of the Spanx - Part Two

Author: DexX

Date: December 12, 2001

by DexX
12-12-01
Come on you people, don't make me spank all of you. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Me get big tip from world's kinkiest John!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, c'mon man! Didn't you ever hear that song by Loverboy? Rhino and elephant DNA just won't splice!
Oh that's easy! [elephant/rhino=tan(theta)] What do I win?