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First, you must have a hero in some crappy job or bad situation, but with some kind of military background...
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| Honey, I really am glad that you gave up being a green beret navy paratrooper... | |
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| I know, honey - I'll always be here for you and the kids. Gotta go! Those toilets won't clean themselves! | |
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Next two items: a ludicrously unlikely setting for the action, and some kind of high-profile hostage or hostages...
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| Ah, what a great job. Cleaning toilets here in the world's first glass-domed underseas city is fantastic... | |
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| Help! Help! A team of highly-trained terrorists and/or supercriminals has taken the Pope hostage as he was touring the undersea city! They demand that Baywatch go back into production! Fiends!!! | |
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Okay, now you need some kind of non-American villain, a lot of gunplay, some kind of deadline, a threat to a member of the hero's family...
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| Now, estranged son of the toilet cleaner who hounds me... die! | |
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| No, Dad will rescue me and we'll have an emotional reconciliation! | |
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