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| Courtney Love just covered herself in tomato sauce and jumped down Russell Crowe's throat! To make it worse, Russell's unrepentant - he said he's "glad he ate her". | |
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| Harrison Ford blew himself up. We've only found a single, solitary piece of him so far - his hand, solo. | |
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| Tom_Cruise_went_nuts! He was spray-painting "Show me the money!" repeatedly over and over in a railway tunnel when he was hit by a train. The doctor said it was MacGuire-imbued deliquency syndrome! | |
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