The Calling of the Almost Famous Owner of a Lonely Heart

Author: DexX

Date: March 15, 2002

by DexX
3-15-02
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*sigh* I get so lonely sometimes... Going out for these long walks just doesn't seem to help any more... Why didn't that casting agent call back?
Sorry boss - he isn't answering the phone. I've been calling for hours.
Oh well, we'll just have to give the role to someone else. Poor bastard - this is the kind of role that could have launched his career...