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| I can never thank you enough. I thought my life was over when my promising athletic career was cut short by that carpet-laying accident, but now I_can_live_again! | |
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| Don't thank me, dearest. You incredible courage in the face of adversity had allowed me to see my own value. If not for your inspiration, I wouldn't have had the courage to_pursue_my_dreams! | |
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| Daddy! You did it! You fought the evil corporation whose negligence caused me to catch this terrible illness in court, and won against all odds! | |
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| I did it for you, my beloved son. Your plight inspired my Oscar-worthy final address to the jury. Now it's time for your dramatic death scene... | |
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| Harold... when I first met you, I thought you were a filthy little cretin with chronic flatulence, played by Joe Pesci. However, now we are approaching the closing credits, and_I_can_see_that_I_tru- | |
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| *prrrpt!* Sorry, carry on. Don't mind me... | |
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