Frank, the Evil Smiling Waiter (two)

Author: DexX

Date: March 27, 2002

by DexX
3-27-02
Sir, I am dreadfully sorry that your... _mousse_ was not up to our usual standards of quality.
It tasted like shit!
You will not be charged for that item, and I would like to offer you a slice of apple pie, compliments of the house. Would you like cream on it?
Yes, all right then...
*fap fap fap fap* Won't be long, sir!