Frank, the Evil Smiling Waiter (three)

Author: DexX

Date: March 27, 2002

by DexX
3-27-02
I am sorry about the apple pie, sir. You will not be charged for any of tonight's meal. Please, though, have a chocolate mint.
Fine. *munch*
What's up, Frank?
The men's toilets are in a terrible state. It looks like someone has been beating shit with a spoon in there...
Approximately forty seconds later...
Uh... Waiter! The toilets! Where are the toilets? I n-need them right NOW!
I'm dreadfully sorry, sir, but the toilets are closed for cleaning for the next... well, fifteen minutes at least...