True Stories from the Australian Public Circus [one]

Author: DexX

Date: April 16, 2002

by DexX
4-16-02
We are intriducing a new strategy to improve our relations with our clients, called CMIP.
CMIP? What might that stand for?
Continuing Management Improvement Program.
Oh, excellent. So it's going to set up better communication between staff and management? Or will it increase accountability to management?
No, it's a fancy term for us telling you to work harder, but to stop whining and pretend you're having a good time.
Oh.