The Worst Pun in History

Author: DexX

Date: May 1, 2002

by DexX
5-01-02
I don't get it, GardenBot 9000... Most of my herb garden is doing really well...
But...?
Well, the basil is doing just fine, and the rosemary is flourishing. The thyme, though... it just keeps wilting!
What are you using to water your garden?
Beer, of course!
Oh, that explains it. Didn't you know that beer makes thyme die?