Attack of the Crappy Punchline, episode six hundred...

Author: DexX

Date: January 9, 2001

by DexX
1-09-01
Meanwhile, at the gender reassignment clinic...
So, you want to be a woman, is that right?
Yes doctor. I know I am a woman inside.
*hack hack hack* *squish!* *thunk!*
*whiiirrrrrr!* *snik* *SPLAT!* *ARGH!*
Later...
So, how do you feel?
Did you know you have beautiful eyes?