The ones Jack Chick doesn't warn us about...

Author: DexX

Date: May 9, 2002

by DexX
5-09-02
Jenny, I just heard that young impressionable young people will take things in books too literally, and try to emulate them!
Oh no... I gave Tommy some of my old Enid Blyton books. There must have been twenty Famous Five novels in there... we have to stop him!
Ah-ha!!! My friends and I have defeated your plan to rob the post office, you bad man! Now we're going to- Mum? What are you doing here?
I'm here to help you, Tommy. We have to cure you of this terrible urge you have to eat pressed tongue and solve crimes with your friends...
Well, I'm glad all of that has been sorted out. From now on, you'll only be reading recognised literary classics.
Ooohh... Lord of the Flies! Cool!