This is why TV remote controls are always covered in tape.

Author: DexX

Date: January 9, 2001

by DexX
1-09-01
Meanwhile, on a distant moon...
Hey, metal guy! Turn around for me.
Huh? This isn't another crappy sodomy joke, is it?
No, I promise. I just need to see something.
Uh... OK, as long as you don't do anything mean...
Hey, I was right - you don't have a back!
Oh, that! Yeah, I fiddled with my battery cover too much, and now it won't stay on.