I don't know art, and I don't know sport, but I know puns!

Author: DexX

Date: July 4, 2002

by DexX
7-04-02
Did you ever hear about the plan to clone Australia's greatest cricketers and make an unbeatable super team?
They gathered genetic material from all the living Aussie cricketers who would agree to donate - Benaud, Marsh, the Chappell brothers, Warne, Ponting, all of them...
Unfortunately, something went wrong. The scientists couldn't work out why, but only the two Chappells, Ian and Greg, could be cloned. The oyther clones failed.
Undaunted, the team decided to make a whole team of Chappell brothers. In case of problems or injury, they made eight of each.
However, tragedy struck only days before their first test match - thieves broke into the facility and stole all of the cricketing clones. It was a dark event in Australia's sporting history...
The Stealing of the Sixteen Chappells.