Duet 88

Author: DexX

Date: July 15, 2002

by DexX
7-15-02
*gack!* Son... why?
Oh, lighten up, Dad. I'm a kid, and kids always rebel against their parents. It's a natural part of growing up.
*choke* You stabbed me through the throat with... *gasp* ...a waffle cone!
...then jabbed it through your left eye. Don't forget that.
If my right hand wasn't fully occupied holding my loose brains in right now, you'd be getting one helluva spanking!
Pfft - your brain fell out years ago.