Once upon a time in a possible Darwinian future...

Author: DexX

Date: July 25, 2002

by DexX
7-25-02
Look! Look! I invented the wheel!
Uh, sorry to break this to you, but the wheel has been around for quite a while now...
Well, yeah, but I am a highly-evolved talking gorilla. Surely that counts for something?
I suppose so, but... gorilla?
I spend a fortune on waxing.
I'll bet.