Def Leppard and Darwin's Pleasures Pt 4

Author: DexX

Date: August 15, 2002

by DexX
8-15-02
So... what are we going to do about this missing leg of mine?
Wait on, I think I might have a spare around here somewhere...
Hurry up. Blood is pouring out of it, and I'm starting to see black spots.
Hmmm... oh, here it is!
Uh... no. Sorry to quibble, but I think you will find that more highly-evolved beings than you don't have opposable thumbs on their fucking FEET!
*thud*