Real-life example of me being a smartarse...

Author: DexX

Date: August 19, 2002

by DexX
8-19-02
Hey, DexX. Just checking that my MSN messenger is working properly. Is this getting through?
Nope. Didn't get it. Sorry.
Damn it!
Yeah, it sucks.
I bet I would have had somethign really witty to say, too.