Marriage (none of these are mine, sadly)

Author: DexX

Date: August 27, 2002

by DexX
8-27-02
My wife is an angel.
Lucky bastard... mine's still alive!
Honey, have you been thinking about what I said? Remeber, about being more affectionate?
Yep, I've taken it to heart. I now have two girlfriends.
I you would just be willing to cook and clean now and then, we could fire the cook and the maid!
Sure, and if you'd fuck me now and then, we could fire the gardener and the pool boy!