The Magic Has Gone...

Author: DexX

Date: March 16, 2001

by DexX
3-16-01
December 1997
I am a Pentium II - 233, equipped with 64MB of RAM, a 4.2GB hard drive, a 3Dfx VooDoo graphics card, and a DVD-ROM drive. Get on your knees and grovel, slave.
I love you! Let me have your babies!
Late 1999
I just don't understand it... nothing like this has never happened to me before. I feel so humiliated...
Don't worry, Beast. Why don't we just sit here for a while, then we can try running Unreal Tournament again at a lower resolution.
March 2001
Please! Don't do this! I _changed_ myself for you! I got a TNT2 card, I doubled my RAM, a faster DVD-ROM drive. You can't let a stupid game come between us!
How dare you talk about Black & White like that!