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by Diamorphine
12-12-06
TOBOR shall destroy you and molest your dying corpse!!
Yeah... This doesn't usually happen.

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
Scary scaryyyy. I have come to haunt you and rip out your soul! Graghh!
... Did I blink?

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
*l0l u r @ n0ob elohel. I pwnz0rs u.
*I wl haxX0r u coz i iz 1337 l0l.
*wtf l0l, r u afk? i wl kik ur fat azz u nerd l0l i pwn u.

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
And I said 'l0l i kickz ur azz' and he's all like...
'No, i pwnZ ur azz any day at UT l0l. U r prob n0ob at UT l0l'... Hey wait, I haven't finished...
Then I said 'l0l u suck.' and...

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
Arrrrh, what be ye problem shipmate?
Well, You see, After years of sailing on yer boat, I'm getting lonely. You know? You eventually start to miss the sex..
Arrrrrh... Well, You know, many of our shipmates had the same problem. I suggested 'dropping the soap.'
With a knife that big, I swear you'd be great..
Killing you will feel sooo good.

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
So, you say your a magical sharkman, eh?
Aye, That be correct.
Can ye prove it?
Aye, I have a picture that can prove just how magical I am!
... This doesn't look like anything magical... Wait... That isn't a... 'you know'... Is it?
Two Page Special.

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
I bought you some flow-iers. I'm kinda nervous, This is the first time I've ever been on a blind date.
Hey? Why aren't you talking to me? Is it something I said...
With the burning!?

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
Yes Don Lorenzo, the money is in the bag, like you wanted it.
Good... You have done me well young Mobster.
Can I have my Vee-agg-ra now?
The stinging sensation is like a wisp of small needles rolling across my flesh.
... Bastard.

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
Lets rewind that last one...
The money is in the box Don Lorenzo, Just like you wanted it.
Ahh, Good young Mobster. You have done well.
Can I have my Vee-agg-ra now?
Hah! Guess what? No money in the box this time asshole!
Oh the sweet irony of a murderer getting murdered...

 

by Diamorphine
12-12-06
Dad?
Son! I've finally found you after all these years! I've missed you ever so much!
It's ok Son. Its all in the name of fun. Now come sit on my lap so daddy can remove your clothes.
Son? Whats that funny look for? Son?

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