All comics by Dibidoolandas

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by Dibidoolandas
7-04-03
Why are you killing yourself?
...
To tell the truth, I don't know WHY I'm killing myself!

 

by Dibidoolandas
7-04-03
Sydney meets a murderer!
So I ended up killing him with his binoculars.
Hmmm... That reminds me of my Dad.
What did you do to your Da-
I FUCKING STABBED HIM!

 

by Dibidoolandas
7-04-03
Killey invites a friend over!
So, Killey, tell me about this friend of yours.
Uh.. He's from Ratchet and Clank. It's a Video Game...
You'll like him. Trust me.
We cannot stay here any longer! We must find Captain Qwark!
Oh Jesus Clank shut the Hell up.

 

by Dibidoolandas
7-04-03
AAAAAAAAAAGH!

 

by Dibidoolandas
7-04-03
So, where do you come from, Iraq?
No.
...Afghanistan?
...No.
THEN WHY DID YOU DESTROY THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!?

 

by Dibidoolandas
7-05-03
Dear Recipient, this letter was mailed to a random address. Please God help me.
..."Please God help me."...
I'm not God. Dumbass faggot.

 

by Dibidoolandas
9-05-03
Hey, have you seen Sydnie?
...Is this guy mocking me?

 

by Dibidoolandas
9-05-03
...Hey FUCK YOU, man! FUCK, YOU!
Oh, it's a CHAAAIR!

 

by Dibidoolandas
9-05-03
How's it goin', Sydnie?
S'been better. Times have changed. One minute you're a thriving young man. Energetic. Proud. Strong. The next minute you've been dumbed in a trash can and shot full of Heroin by drug lords.
Not to mention the involuntary release of all my bodily fluids that came when they jumped me and injected me with the s- Killey? Are you still there?
...God I hate my life.

 

by Dibidoolandas
9-05-03
Dude, what about that J Lo chick? I'd do her in the butt.
Hmmm... Yeah, I guess I would too. If she took a shower first.
You guys a chauvinistic, male pigs, who treat women like objects and care about nothing but a woman's physical attributes.
Uh... Yeah. Basically. Faggot.

 

by Dibidoolandas
9-06-03
Dude, I'm bored. What should we do?
Um... OH! I got one.
Hey you. What's the difference between you, and a person with a scythe through their brain?
Um... I dunno'.
Hahahaha. Good one.

 

by Dibidoolandas
9-06-03
I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS CRAZY WORLD, Killey! Can't even go to sleep without thinkin' someone'll take a picture of their cock in your mouth while you're unconcious!
What are you talking ab-
OooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Prepare to be stabbed.
Well, it's odd. Should I have gotten an erection from that?
Feel better?

 

by Dibidoolandas
9-06-03
Okay, I've got one: What do you get when you set a baby on fire and throw it down ten flights of stairs?
I don't know. What?
An erection.
...You're not laughing.
Well, see, I do that every Friday.

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