Playhouse Origins.....Commercial Break (1C)

Author: Dimebag_Darrell

Date: July 22, 2004

by Dimebag_Darrell
7-22-04
I was injured on the job. Everything happened so fast.
OMG! MY ARM! IT'S ON THE FLOOR!
And the insurance guys didn't do anything to help. He just wanted to make it my fault.
MY ARM! OH, MY GOD! MY ARM!
Your company insurance doesn't cover this. You fucked up. Your screwed.
But Jacoby & Meyer's Legal Network took care of everything and got me everything I wanted. Thank you Jacoby & Meyer.
That'll teach your ass to try and screw me over!
You didn't have to hire sumos to sit on my legs, you know. A letter bomb would've been enough.