Playhouse Origins.....Commercial Break (1D)

Author: Dimebag_Darrell

Date: July 24, 2004

by Dimebag_Darrell
7-24-04
Uh.... I feel so sick. I shouldn't have had that extra helping of chili at lunch. My stomach hurts and I feel like I have heartburn.
Kage, you need some antacid medicine.
Ok, Red Maw. I'll try anything. What do you got?
I've got this tablet stuff. Here, it's supposed to cure upset stomachs.
Don't let this happen to you. Use Pepto Bismol. Sure to cure your upset stomach without making you puke like our competitor's crap will do.
BLAGGH!!! What was that!?! 10 minutes later and I'm throwi... BLAUGH!
It's Tums. It's supposed to help, not make you puke. Stupid crap.