The X-[pedo]Files

Author: DippedInPoop

Date: February 2, 2003

by DippedInPoop
2-02-03
Some late afternoon cybersex..
Kali4NiaCHICK2398: want 2 chat? 12 f wit a hot body, u?
SeXyItaLiaN4u69: sure.. hott 29m hea. wana cyber??/
Kali4NiaCHICK2398: oh yes, i gotta nice rack wanna *tuch* it?!
SeXyItaLiaN4u69: oh yeah, lets get down on all 4z and do sum doggie style LOL
A few hours later..
In the top news today, a police force from a small town in Michigan has been using a giant elk to help catch internet pedophiles. More at 11 after the smash hit sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond.
Hey mom, that exposé on sis is coming up next!!!!!! I can't wait! At least those bitches didn't interrupt Everybody Loves Raymond this time. I would've been so pissed off.