T-Rex not Free Sex

Author: DippedInPoop

Date: March 30, 2003

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
Thanks for asking me out for coffee, Donald, I was too nervous to make the first move, ya know?
Yeah, I know how it is.
I asked out Jim from the mailroom a few months back, but he turned me down.. said I wasn't his type. He likes the busty blondes who are easy, but I guess most guys do.
Wait.. let me get this straight... you're not "easy"?
No, I'm not. I hope this doesn't ruin our date.
I knew i should've just paid for the fucking prostitute.