Home Alone 14

Author: DippedInPoop

Date: April 11, 2003

by DippedInPoop
4-11-03
KEVIN: This year's vacation's gonna go smoothly, I can feel it... UGH.. GODDAMN FULLER.
BUZZ: I wouldn't let you sleep with me even if you were growing on my ass. TROUT SNIFFER.
FULLER: I can't wait to turn the plastic sheets into my own personal slip n' slide
FULLER!!!!! GO EASY ON THE PEPSI!!
JEFF: No one remembers me, the obscure cousin! I WAS IN THE ADVENTURES OF PETE AND PETE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
MITCH: Hi! My name's Mitch Murphy, I live across the street! Does that cat scratch? Is it neutered? Does it have a litterbox? Is it soft? Does it get good gas mileage?