Exciting Daytime Television

Author: DippedInPoop

Date: May 13, 2003

by DippedInPoop
5-13-03
I've noticed that all daytime television commercials consist of ads for medical assistant training courses, lawyers groups, shitty graphic design programs, 1-800-dentist, and debt specialists.
who cares.
I wish I had some job skills. No one will hire me now that I have this pesky Carpel Tunnel syndrome. I can't even brush my teeth properly anymore. I am going to sue someone.
I should make up some posters about this, but i can't afford it and I don't know any graphic design.
OMG JENNY JONES IS ON!!!!!111
RUDE JUDE IS GONNA HELP US VOTE ON WHOSE CHEST IS REAL AND WHOSE IS FAKE!!! THEN WE'RE DOING A PATERNITY TEST TO FIND OUT WHICH DOCTOR DID THE IMPLANTS.