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| ONCE I HAD THIS PARROT AND HE STARTED CHEWING OFF ALL OF HIS TAIL FEATHERS AND FELL TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS CAGE AND WAS ALL TWISTED UP | |
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| I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD BUT HE WAS JUST REALLY HUNGRY LOL | |
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| don't quit your day job, buttslut | |
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| LOL I TOLD EVERYONE AT THE COMEDY CLUB ABOUT THAT TIME YOU TRIED EATING YOURSELF | |
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| THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING RUDE, YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT | |
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