Blame It On The Haim

Author: DippedInPoop

Date: March 29, 2010

by DippedInPoop
3-29-10
VH1's SURREAL LIFE RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!
I played the younger, Amazon-like sister on Charles in Charge.
I played gay Leon on Roseanne, and since I'm supposedly gay, it's alright for me to honk your teat.
.............. WHO WILL HOOK UP.............
Hi. I'm Calista Flockhart. This humidity is making me soooo full.
Do you have any leaves I can wipe with? Preferably English ivy.
...AND WHO WILL FORGET TO FLUSH.
I'm Steve O. If they got footage of you biting off my nuts, it's going in Jackass: The Movie IV.
They tasted way better than Rick Moranis's.