Dump Trucks - Pet Store

Author: DirtyOldMan

Date: December 21, 2003

by DirtyOldMan
12-21-03
At the pet store...
Welcome to The Discount Animal Depot. What can I do for you today sir?
Uh, yeah, do you guys sell pets here?
Precisely sir! Just what are you lookin for?
Ya know, that is an excelent question... You got anything that can keep a secret, mislead the cops, or dig a hole?
I got a couple baby birds in the back. They're orphaned, emotionally unstable, and half off today!
One please.