Dump Trucks - Return Policy, Part I

Author: DirtyOldMan

Date: December 26, 2003

by DirtyOldMan
12-26-03
Later that day, at the pet store...
Ah, back so soon, sir? What can I do for you this time?
I'd like to return most of the pet. The one you sold me was defective.
Oh, well, what seems to be the probl--- Wait a sec....what do you mean, "most"?
I think I broke it. We were playing and its chest just kinda exploded, and the head sorta...fell off.
GOOD LORD! What the HELL were you playing?!
Just a friendly game of "Where's My Hatchet?" Why? D'you think that might have something to do with it?