Dump Trucks - Return Policy, Part II

Author: DirtyOldMan

Date: January 6, 2004

by DirtyOldMan
1-06-04
Still at the pet store...
I-I'm sorry sir, I just don't think I can accept the return of partially mutilated pets...
Listen, it's not MY fault your pet wasn't very durable. I was just playing with it, and he fell onto my axe.
So, did he start with two legs?
Do you honestly expect me to exchange this mess for another pet...?
Well why the hell else would I be standing here with this freakin box?!