The Amazing Telephone.

Author: Do_not_even_ask

Date: March 12, 2004

by Do_not_even_ask
3-12-04
The Amazing Telephone... What's So Amazing About Him?
You're an amazing telephone, huh? So... What makes ya so special?
Well, you see, I'm the King of Italics, and when I use italics on important words, I baffle everyone with my "intelligence".
And that's it?
... Yes.
Wow... That's... Amazing !
Indeed it is, bitch.