The Introduction of FodderMan

Author: Do_not_even_ask

Date: August 23, 2004

by Do_not_even_ask
8-23-04
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You, FodderMan!
Hello, I'm FodderMan. I represent every fodder character in the GameFAQs Summer Contests. I represent Mr. Driller, Ms. Pac-Man, "Serious" Sam, Tom Nook, Mr. Resetti, and JC Denton, just to name a few.
Really... What about Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman Never Wins
What!? Who do I look like? LoserMan? Jeeze... The nerve of some people...
Well, then, who does represent Gordon Freeman?
Poor Guy... Can Never Get a Break...
Hello, I'm Gordon FreemanMan and I'm an alcoholic. I always lose to less than settlar characters like Tina Armstrong and Max Payne.
Oh... But I'll get my revenge... Oh, yes. It'll be sweet like this burger... Only it won't give me a heart attack... *Cough* God, I'm so lame...