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by Dobio
6-30-03
Hey there Girlie, what are you doing out here in a cemetery this late?
Oh no! A strange man wearing only black! Mommy warned me about these sorts of characters.
So? Hey, are you going to say something?
...kay, I know what to do...just gotta stay calm.
Well, if you are just gonna stand there and look stupid, I'll just...
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! THIS MAN IS GOING TO VIOLATE ME! SOMEONE GET HIM!!

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Hey man, you got any weed...or heroin? Heheh...
No! Now why would I have that?
Well man, heh, I figured you were a sicko just like me...ya know, hanging out in cementaries and all. Heheh
Why do I always get that...I'm an artist, searching for a muse for my potraits, in this graveyard.
Sure man, whatever floats yer boat. I'm actually an undercover cop, heh, and I help children find their parents. Er...anyway, gotta go!

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
What an odd man...well, enough with that, I think I'm going to head home.
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?! A floating head?!
GREETINGS! I AM YOUR TYPICAL FLOATING HEAD FOUND IN GRAVEYARDS, I TALK IN A VERY SCARY VOICE! FEAR ME!
Yeah. Well, that's nice. See ya!
...we floating heads get no respect anymore..

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Hello, my name is Dobio, and I am a proud member of Newgrounds.com. Today, I have an exclusive interview with one of the most contraversial mascots in a Flash series. Here he is! ...uh...Foamy?
Now, where did he go...
I'm down here motherf*cker!
Oh! I thought I lost you! Um...you want a stool or something...?
What the hell kinda show you f*cking running? I'm a f*cking celeb!

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Now calm down Foamy, we'll get you a chair...here is Abullah to give you one.
Here you are Foamy, please visit my Quickie Mart for free Mango Slushie, complements of Abullah.
Abullah...I'm on the air here...
Okie. I go now.
Mango Slushie...What the f*ck...
We Quickie Mart people get no respect...

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Alright, finally! Say hello to Foamy!
Yeah, that's right mother f*ckers, you better f*cking applause.
Ok then, let's move on. Why are you so f*cking mouthy?
Do the words "Nut Rash" mean anything to you?

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Alright! We have a question from an audience member!
You mean I have to f*cking answer to the audience too?
Yes. Yes you do.
Why the f*ck should I talk to some gay *ss shit of a f*ck who does nothing but jack off to my friend Germaine's insignificant cleavage?
Because I have a large cat in the next room that I can access very quickly.
...Bring on the fat ass!

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Heh, Hi, I'm a big fan of yours, hehe, just a quick question before I ask my real one.
Well, I don't really have a f*cking choice...
Alright man, heh, cool. So, I was wondering, do you have any crack? Heh.
Hm...let me check...f*cker...
I'm strangely attracted to this squirrel...
There! Is that enough motherf*cking 'crack' for you?!

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Hey man, hurry the hell up! Ask the damn question!
Heh, sorry man, I just really need a fix.
So man, I was wondering about something in the series.
Who would have f*cking thought...I could have f*cking sworn you were the pizza boy...
So like, when do we see Germaine, heh, naked? I wanna see her 'crack' if ya know what I mean, heheheh..
Can I f*cking kill him yet?!

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Why is everyone around here such f*cking perverts? Did it ever f*cking occur to you that Germaine doesn't want to show off those titties? Huh? Did it?
*I resent that remark...
Sorry man, heh, I can't help it I've been typecasted by the author.*
Well, it's too f*cking late for that. Transform to "TRUE FORM"!
Heh, nice diaper man...
DAMN IT! I got some f*cking modesty, why can't I wear some f*cking underwear, huh?

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
ROUND ONE: FIGHT!
Whoa man, we are like, at the White House..how did we get here...
It's our sh*tty ass random battle field, now prepare to end your pathetic mortal life, mother f*cker!
Man, I don't really wanna fight you...
Why's that? You are fearful of the absolute ass kicking I'm about to hand to you aren't you?!
Editor's Note: *Ouch
Actually, I'm more worried about the rash there...
Ouch...

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
It was nice talking to ya man, but like, I gotta go...
What?! You can't just walk away from a battle! COME BACK HERE!!
...well that was sure anti-climactical.

 

by Dobio
6-30-03
Well, thanks to that idiot, I lost Foamy from my show...so I suppose I'll do some improv.
Um...does anyone have a joke? I actually suck at improv...
Oh I do!
Alright...come right up..
OH MY GOD! I'M ON TV!! HI MOMMY!!! I LOVE YOU BABY!!

 

by Dobio
7-01-03
Sometimes when I'm done my show, I like to muse about events.
Like, for example, did you know that StrawberryLock is the number 10 rated artist?
Damn it! Suddenly I have the urge to say "Strawberry Lock is the king of the portal"
I hate my life.

 

by Dobio
7-01-03
Oh look, a thread in the "Clubs and Crews" forum that says "IMPORTANT", let's check it out.
Boogles wrote at 7/103 @ 1:28 AM: PLZ LOOK AT MY PROFILE IS IMPORTANT ITS OOOO FUNNY I THINK SOMBODY STUFFED MINE LOL MY PROFILE NAME IS BOOGLES
Are these people for real?!

 

by Dobio
7-01-03
Oooh! TNN's 100 most irresistable women is on!
Number 8 is...QUEEN LATIFAH!
What the fuck?
This girl's got meat on her thighs, and she's HAWT!
Is this thing broken or something? Who the hell made this shitty list?
I'd sure love to have those hambones around my hips, pounding that LARGE ass!

 

by Dobio
7-01-03
Well folks, today is Canada Day! It's a day for Canadians like myself to celebrate the birthday of our esteemed country.
How do we Canadians celebrate this glorious holiday?
I'm going to hope on my moose, grab my lacrosse and hockey stick, and go commune with some beavers, eh? No doubt aboot that, maybe I'll bring some beer too eh?

 

by Dobio
7-01-03
You know, I was wondering why Video Game is so catchy. I mean, it's got way better beats than a lot of stuff I've heard.
Why don't they make a band that plays Video Game music?
They could call themselves...the Veegees. Yeah...
ERROR: LAMENESS DETECTED

 

by Dobio
7-01-03
So Clockcrew 2.0 is finally up. Let's check it out.
ERROR: STARTING CLOCKCREW 3.0
Wow, I'm a top 10 poster! Cool! I bet that won't last though. Huh?
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What the hell..? I knew there was more to this site! Spam free Clockcrew, yeah right...

 

by Dobio
7-01-03
Well, Clockcrew 2.0 has already been spammed up, not as if it was a surprise to anyone.
What I suggest is a lottery type style of things. We pick one user to be banned each month, so we have good crops for that month.
...what the hell, let's just ban a user a week. Time to clean out the CC's closet.

 

by Dobio
7-04-03
Another day at Stripcreator.com, let's check out the forum.
Error: Stripcreator is broken. Don't know when it will be back.
WHAT?! WHERE CAN I RANT NOW!!? AGGH!!!
Here. Try livejournal.com.
Hey...not a bad call...but, no pictures make Dobio go BOOM!
Now now, how about you take out your anger on that pillow over there...back away from the computer....

 

by Dobio
7-04-03
Hey there! You saw me in the first two strips, then suddenly the author got bored with me, and kicked me on the curb...
You know, it isn't easy being a cartoon character for a moody son-of-a-bitch like Dobio is. He just excludes me for his own character, and Newgrounds.com...what a load..
That will show you to mess with the MAN
...see what I mean...

 

by Dobio
7-04-03
Finally escaped the clutches of that wretched man...
'xcuse me sir? D'uh, do youse know where York Drive is?
Um...I'm from the country. I do not know anything about this area...in fact I was just at the graveyard, a few days ago.
You were at the graveyard!
Yeah...
You didn't see anything...did ya, bubba?

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