DocBrain Strip 13

Author: DocBrain

Date: August 1, 2006

by DocBrain
8-01-06
We Arabs are very mindful of history. We are also religious. We try to be God's representatives on earth.
You should rule the Middle East because you were here first before the Israelis?
Yes. That is our reason. God wants us to rule because we were here first.
Jews were dying and going to heaven for 2000 years before Mohammad was born. So, what do you think heaven is like?
Hmm. If God uses my logic, Muslims will be spending all eternity in servitude to Jews and Christians...
Real estate and surreal estate may have similar rules. You just might want to kick the tires on this one before your next Jihad...