The price of contraception

Author: DoctorP

Date: March 10, 2004

by DoctorP
3-10-04
Wonna buy some condoms?
No! I have taken a vow of celebacy. i am a ninja for truth and decency and you shall be punished harshly for your transgressions.
soooooo.. what exactly are you planning on dooing to me?
well, first I am planning on fracturing your jaw, then blowing out your knee while snapping your arm in three places. Then I would end with a fatal roundhouse kick to the head.
That's right bitch....
Fuck you.